"IM NOT FAT YOU ASS! IM FULL FIGURED AND HOUR GLASS SHAPED!" snapped the woman. "And… whoever this fat chick is," said the Pokémon as he was also an asshole, then again they were all assholes. "MEWTWO, I TAKE LIVES AWAY!" The Pokémon glanced as they did they battle poses. "We must fight against the evil Yoshi and his prep cronies as we are… THE HOT TOPIC KREW!" Yoshi wanted payback.ĭark pit had an idea as Lucas and him gathered all of the mall Goths. Little did they know, an evil green dinosaur was behind all of this. "WHO RUINED HOT TOPIC?!" YELLED ALL OF THEM AT ONCE! As they saw their precious store transform into mainstream pop culture galore, they screamed. Wolf went to the dark side when they kicked him out as Mewtwo himself was always edgy. " HOW DARE THEY TAKE MARIA AWAY FROM ME!" Shadow the hedgehog cried at his store as it changed. She growled, wanting to unleash fury of whoever did this. It was a tan, hot big boobed girl with white hair and looked super edgy, yet was obviously a Hot Topic person just like them. "HOW DARE THEY RUIN MY STORE WITH THIS STUPID SHIT!" screeched the figure. They rushed over to the glass door, seeing that they sold no black or especially… NO BLACK NAIL POLISH!11! "I know Lucas, I know."Īnother person walked by but froze in horror. "Ew, how gross! What did they do to our store man?! They've ruined it! It was where we first met too."ĭark Pit embraced him. "Gross! Its Pit's weeaboo girlfriend Lana." scoffed the dark angel. Her bag was full of anime merchandise as Dark Pit gagged. She wore a hair clip, cat ears, Hatsune Miku t-shirt, rainbow socks, and some cool shoes from japan. Lucas glanced inside, seeing preps such as Pit, Ness, Toon Link, and even Princess Peach were shopping inside.Ī girl who looked like she was cosplaying Hatsune Miku almost walked inside. However, today it was replaced by a lighter, newer Hot Topic that sold ONE DIRECTION, ANIME AND CARTOON MERCHANDISE AND JUSTIN BIEBER! Dark Pit gasped, dropping his Capri-sun as he fell down to his knees. It was paradise for the hardcore mall Goths and all others who loved wearing black. They always went to the mall to go to the greatest store ever, Hot Topic. Lucas couldn't help but laugh as he took a sip of his hardcore Capri-sun, embracing his lover. "Oh I never," said Rosalina in a southern accent before fainting. They held hands, the dark angel scoffing at the preps and those who stared at them. Lucas wore an Slipknot shirt while Dark Pit had Iron Maiden because they are hardcore. One day at the mall, Lucas and his lover Dark Pit were hanging out at the mall. Note that all the characters in this story are gonna be OOC on purpose to satisfy the stories needs and humorous plot. Since I've received positive feedback, I decided to upload it here. I've been submitting this story for sometime now on another website. This story also utilizes the use of soundtrack notes through text starting on chapter 16 so when you start seeing - x from this videogame OST plays-, you go on youtube, search the song and the extended versions are highly recommended.
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Expect to find various rouges of angle satin done entirely on purpose, inane usage of trollfic logic, dated memes from 2015 (I was actually drunk when I wrote the first chapter back on Christmas Eve of 2014), recolor OCs, artistic license usages of both history and geography, author filibusters, definitely some early installment weirdness and the likes. Seeing how this falls under black comedy, I apologize prior for any material that may come off as offensive and or make someone uncomfortable as that is not my intention.
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If you are someone who isn't fond of seeing their favorite characters done in a crack format, then this story is definitely not for you, otherwise you would most likely be biting yourself in the foot, so either speak now or forever hold your peace. While at it, this story completely takes place in a alternative universe despite utilizing some elements from their respective games. All of the characters in this story are what would be considered as crack versions, meaning they will most likely be out of character, something very common in trollfiction. Part 1 of Strange Parodies Next Work → Stats: Published: Completed: Words: 401423 Chapters: 58/58 Comments: 149 Kudos: 328 Bookmarks: 26 Hits: 11819ĭisclaimer: This entire story is a satirical piece (otherwise known as a parody) of every trollfic trope out there imaginable along with common fandom misconceptions, etc.
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